Why I Love My Family - Reason #847

[setting-a kitchen, a cupboard door is left open]

[cue: "Jaws" music]

[Jen is filling a glass of water from the refrigerator]

[Mary approaches and slams her head into the open cupboard door ending up on the floor]

Mary: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Me: MAN DOWN!

Jen [at nearly the same time, with accent]: MAN DOWN!

[Jen looks at the carnage over her left shoulder and proceeds to totally overflow her water glass]

Jen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!


I love my family...